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  • RT @EnsignSue: @vampire_peter Everyone's a little different, silly! Did you know I'm half vampire?
  • @EnsignSue Sure baby, you can cook for me. I'll watch if you don't mind. *smug grin, leans against the wall looking yummy*
  • @EnsignSue *licks lips* I love Thai, Japanese and Italian food the best. But I'm sure whatever you make would be super great.
  • @EnsignSue I didn't know you were Japanese. I'm Italian, well half.
  • RT @tultema: RT if you have a gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered friend in your life that you love & accept unconditionally.
  • Thank you @EnsignSue for making the sun come out today. You've made my Monday magical. You're almost as special as I am.
  • @Nathan_Petrelli @vampire_sylar (I freely admit it's my portrait they're using.)
  • @vampire_sylar @Nathan_Petrelli (Channeling my mother's genetics is all.)
  • @EnsignSue @Heroes_Shrink She really is so very special. Hello doctor.
  • @Heroes_Shrink I've been good. How are you?
  • @Heroes_Shrink I was hiding yesterday. People were poking the tiger a bit too much.
  • @Heroes_Shrink I'd love one. *feet up on table and leans back* Tell me your troubles.
  • @Heroes_Shrink *checks out her legs and takes drink* Yes. I was in love before, but it didn't end well.
  • @Heroes_Shrink "Yeah it hurt like a bitch. He fucked me over, cheated on me."
  • @Heroes_Shrink "It would help if so many people I knew didn't wear his face. I don't know if it'll ever stop hurting." I take a drink and-
  • @Heroes_Shrink sigh. "I risked everything, including Gabe, and it was a mistake. I guess it was karma since I cheated first."
  • @Heroes_Shrink "In my defense I thought Gabe was gone. I thought he'd shifted time lines, and I was alone. When he came back I thought I -
  • @Heroes_Shrink could have both, but that was hell. It was cruel to Gabe, and the other didn't give a shit about me after all." I close my-
  • @Heroes_Shrink eyes and shut off my regen, so I can feel the booze. "I know. You think it's a great day, and then something reminds you of-
  • @Heroes_Shrink what you had or thought you had, and it rips the stitches off."
  • @Heroes_Shrink ((gotta go, shouldn't be gone for too long. I'll ping you from my phone if I'm kidnapped. XOXO))
  • @Heroes_Shrink ((I was kidnapped my aliens! My ass hurts.))
  • @EnsignSue @vampire_peter Peter have you told her about your little problem?
  • @EnsignSue @vampire_peter *loops arm over Peter's shoulder* It's the quiet, sweet ones that you have to worry about. I'm sure Sue can help.
  • @graylikeme cream cheese frosting?
  • @graylikeme It would be an abomination. Do you need any help? I've never made carrot cake.
  • @graylikeme *shrugs* I eat them. I've just never made one. Are you doing it from scratch?
  • @graylikeme Let me wash my hands, and I'll help you. We have to grate up carrots right?
  • @graylikeme OK then I will work on utterly destroying them. I used to love grating cheese for mom. *grins*
  • This is how you know I'm a native Californian. I have tons of crap on my rear view mirror. http://yfrog.com/3z700lj
  • @onepowerpete (Little Kirk and Spock are my favorites. I got them on Etsy.)
  • Yes I broke fucking Twitter - AGAIN - #thewatchmakerbroketwitter.
  • @onepowerpete (Little Kirk and Spock are my favorites. I got them on Etsy.)
  • @Beshter I have never had dice on my mirror.
  • @graylikeme *wasn't going to peel them* Oh OK. I'll get right on it. *finds peeler*
  • @onepowerpete (This is her shop. http://www.etsy.com/shop/iKtizo)
  • @reanimathan ((Wooo hoooo *hands coffee*))
  • @Beshter (http://www.etsy.com/shop/iKtizo she has Zim in her shop.)
  • @reanimathan ((Please I know you. You bleed brown.))
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @graylikeme I forgot something. *puts down carrots, comes over, kisses your ear, then goes back to carrots* Now I can peel away.
  • @EnsignSue @vampire_peter Now would I do that? Peter's very shy about his issues is all. He might need some persuading to talk about it.
  • @EnsignSue @vampire_peter Now would I do that? Peter's very shy about his issues is all. He might need some persuading to talk about it.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • @Beshter @kittenspawn She ships super fast, and is an angel. She sent me Kirk for free when I told her my original Spock broke.
  • 6 clicks - FAIL. 7 clicks - FAIL 10 clicks - TWEET #ididnotbreaktwitter
  • @graylikeme Hey, you. *sticks out tongue* I was being friendly.
  • @graylikeme *grabs flour with TK, makes into snowman and lets if crumble*
  • @EnsignSue @reanimathan What doesn't she do, Nathan? Sue is a miracle on high heels. You guys should have dinner. She can cook too.
  • RT @NathanFillion: As usual, y'all Browncoated the site. Be patient. The site only sees your desires as a series of 1's and 0's.
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  • @reanimathan @EnsignSue She's right up your alley, Nathan. She's royalty on several planets.
  • @graylikeme *surprised look* Do you seriously want to clean up the mess we could cause in this kitchen? God I sound like mom.
  • @graylikeme *chuckles* I never thought you'd ever want to have a food fight. It'd be so messy.
  • @graylikeme We cook naked? *waggles eyebrows*
  • @graylikeme Illusion food fight would be fun. I vote for pudding. Of course if we do that, I still vote for nudity. I want to lick it off.
  • @graylikeme We did it! We finished the thread! *grabs, kisses and dances*
  • I can't watch an autopsy where they're weighing body parts w/o thinking of Scully.
  • @graylikeme Well I'd rather lick real pudding off your body. *runs finger up your spine* All the clingy goodness of ice cream without being-
  • @graylikeme cold.
  • @graylikeme *smiles* I'll Snoopy dance about this one.
  • @graylikeme *runs fingers through your hair and kisses back* Only you would make frosting before we've grated the carrots.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme My love. *steals another kiss* That is no surprise.
  • @graylikeme Damn that's a real hard decision to make. How bad would it be if we took the frosting upstairs right now, got naked and played?
  • @graylikeme *chases after making way too much noise and grabby hands*
  • @vampire_peter @EnsignSue @reanimathan ((Dying of laughter. Look like the weasels in Roger Rabbit.))
  • @RPFollowBack carbonite
  • There are few people I hate, and Nathan is one of them. That's why I set @reanimathan up with @ensignsue.
  • @AmesinChange @xnursexnaughtyx I am a bad, bad man. That's why you love me.
  • @EnsignSue Well Princess, unlike Nathan, I'm married.
  • @Maxasaurusrex *bows*
  • @EnsignSue @reanimathan Nathan I've seen Heidi. You were a very lucky man. That woman is incredible.
  • @reanimathan Nathan you need to step away from the crack pipe.
  • Things I learned from #thexfiles - Do not use porta potties.
  • @Beshter *shudders*
  • @reanimathan @vampire_peter She used a magnificent display of abilities. I can't wait to have her for dinner.
  • @reanimathan @vampire_peter I mean over for dinner.
  • @vampire_peter @reanimathan That's right, Nathan. You're going to Hell.
  • I think I preferred the old SPAM Bots. It's been a long time since I saw Britney sucking someone off around here.
  • @empath_peter What? I can be crass once in awhile, can't I?
  • @empath_peter It's fun to keep them guessing.
  • @empath_peter Wouldn't want to be any other way.
  • @empath_peter @vampire_peter Goodnight you two from me and your Gabriels.

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