thewatchmaker ◾ From Twitter 01-11-2010 (Reply)

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@Braces44 And chocolate chip cookie dough.
favorited a lol 'Veterinarian Transportation Device Neutralized' http://twlol.com/tw/?a3026294272 #lol #ichc
@CrazyEmmy25 (Your tweets about your dogs always makes me double take. My laptop is Sylar, my desktop is Spock. )
@Braces44 Cheesecake Factory makes Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cheesecake. It's so sinful you go to hell just ordering.
@CrazyEmmy25 (I've been naming my computers for awhile now. The last pair were Oracle and Serenity.)
@FortunateTattoo Hey baby. *kisses hard right back*
for @6sixx6 - Black Lodge by Anthrax on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/7hEv
@Braces44 That's too bad.
@FortunateTattoo I'm afraid not. I'll have to work on that.
@Braces44 Flakes and other real Cadbury. Our Cadbury is fake, and it sucks.
RT @greggrunberg: Watch Out Peeps!! About to blow your mind with a bunch of Matt Parkman LOVE!! All New #Heroes NBC 9pm TONIGHT RT
@Braces44 Reeses are my favorite candy. I have not had a twirl. I was at a British shop yesterday, and I saw them there. Should have tried.
I have my theory on the incident. I'll tell you about it tomorrow. Bet I'm right.
Do you want my theory now?
I will resist a very old Monty Python joke about the theory on the Brontosaurus to tease you.
TV Sylar is using Lydia's ability to find out why Claire is important. He needs the emotional connection of a kiss to make it work. Lydia -
told Hiro it works better skin to skin.
And let's face it, all Claire is good for this season is Rating Stunts with Kisses.
@electricvixen Because that won't get ratings.
@ziggyeor That was Lydia using her ability to work through the ink that Samuel uses. Lydia's a lot more powerful than she lets on.
RT @Sunfell: I'm a Cylon, you're a Cylon, Sylar's Cylon, Mo's a Cylon- wouldn't you like to be a Cylon, too? #Heroes
@FortunateTattoo Trust me, Lydia. After that kiss, he'd best be on his way back to the Carnival to fuck your brains out. TV Sylar annoys me.
@fenraven In 1:45
@killer_cereal I've already stated my theory on the incident.
#forrealsies How can you compare that lame kiss in the preview with Claire to the smut with Lydia last week? Come people. Be smart.
@IluthraDanar He's holding her down with TK like he did when he cut her head open. She's a lab rat.
@CrazyEmmy25 Neither do I.
RT @CrazyEmmy25 Too be honest I don't like Sylar with any of the #Heroes girls xD
OOC - I don't ship Sylar at all. He's a sociopath, a serial killer.. He's not someone you bring home to mom, unless you want mom dead.
@hexenwulf Will there be pie? If so, I'll be there.
@kannbrown @MargotGentry Blame that on the bad writers. I'm sick of it too.
@LieutenantLoker Gabriel is different, and that's my our RP 'verse.
@CdrSpock OOC - the same reason they want in Spock's pants. We're so very pretty.
@Selestina118 In the twisted egotistical mind of Sylar, he can only love and trust himself. You're preaching to the choir, bb.
@CdrSpock OOC A curse that we have to share with him.
@hexenwulf Then it's a done deal.
Let's count the blondes - Claire, Tracy, Vanessa, Lauren & Emma.
@hexenwulf Wouldn't have it any other way. Blood, screaming...begging is always nice.
@hexenwulf I wrote a paper once comparing the plays for Dracula to Tea and Sympathy. It got me an A.
@shades_of_sylar I hope I'm right. I've been right about everything this season except for Head Sylar being real.
@killer_cereal I'm going to say Lauren.
@nonethericher @kaylamds Are there rules to this game?
But seriously. I know what I want to see TV Sylar do. What he promised Parkman - kill Angela and Bennet.
@kaylamds He helped Angela, and he's got it coming.
@renhuijun That's because of all the donuts he munches on.
I'd rather talk about the "kiss" than chat about forgiving Angela Petrelli.
@CoEdClaire Write the date down, Claire, because for once I agree with you.
@ThePumpkinGeek I was already following you. Hi *waves*.
I can always tell when it's #heroes night. I pick up more followers. Hello new followers.
@ThePumpkinGeek I have to confess that I missed the contest tweet. I was stirring up the followers with theories on the kiss.
Minons follow @thepumpkingeek, tell him I sent you. Do it for me. Do it for the bloodshed. Do it because I'm evil and you love me.
@electricvixen No you are!
@LadyChinaBlue Hello nice to meet you.
@ThePumpkinGeek "I aim to misbehave" to quote Mal.
Hi I'm Sylar. I'm a serial killer and an asshole. I'm not nice. I'm not fluffy. I don't moon over Claire. Follow at your own risk.
@renhuijun So they respect his authoritay.
@electricvixen I'm sure your legs help too.
@robotictape I posted my theory a few hours ago on that. It's to use Lydia's power nothing more.
@renhuijun When are you stalking, so you can watch tonight's ep? Lots of your boy Hiro.
@fenraven I lie all the time to other characters, but to real people no reason to.
@DetMattParkman Less time at Dunkin Donuts?
@DetMattParkman Give Janice a kiss for me, thanks!
I'm bummed about Janice's haircut. I liked wrapping tubby's fingers in it.
@Selestina118 It's true. She screamed like a banshee too.
@HeroesChat Following you.
Hey guys @HeroesChat would like you to follow them for character driven chats for #heroes. Let's talk about me there.
@DetMattParkman Follow the trail of stale popcorn and peanut shells?
@HeroesChat I don't want to rule the world. Where's the fun in that?
@HeroesChat @Lil_ElleB That sounded dirty as hell, Little Elle.
@HeroesChat Power and knowledge, I want to understand everything.
@HeroesChat I'd say not me, but thanks to Candice we all know I'm into doing me.
@DetMattParkman Didn't you do that when you were a cop, Parkman? What's the difference?
@HeroesChat I prefer to work alone. I tend to kill my partners. Ask Elle how that worked out for her.
@DetMattParkman Noah does suck, I'll give you that. Watch your back too. He likes to shoot his partners.
@HeroesChat Then you're no use to me at all, except maybe as a hostage. Are you important to anyone?
@DetMattParkman LOL If you start to get nervous, make him think Claire's in trouble. That'll get him out of your way.
@Lil_ElleB Don't you have some other little plastic people to annoy?
@Lil_ElleB @electricvixen I think I'll give her to Mr. Muggles to play with.
@HeroesChat Or well that's very different, never mind.
@Selestina118 Goodnight Sel XOXO
Is there an annoying action figure following you? Do what I do. Smear them with peanut butter and give them to Mr. Muggles.
@HeroesChat I have a flair for finger painting in blood. We all have our talents.
@ZombieGirl41 Naw I love 'em.
@HeroesChat I'd tell you to watch the show, but right now TV Sylar is pissing me the fuck off. Kill someone already!
@kannastarr I do too. My favorite is the limited edition Faith in the leather jacket from Buffy.
@Lil_ElleB I'm a villain. I'm not supposed to be nice.
@6sixx6 It's only to use Lydia's power on her. Not for any other reason. That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
@kannastarr I need to get a Spock. I hate the ones of me. I won't own one.
@Lil_ElleB You're preaching to the wrong Sylar. I have no intention of changing. I like being a bastard and killing.
@HeroesChat @shades_of_sylar I have none and that's more than enough.
@HeroesChat As if I'd bother to prove myself to you.
@6sixx6 It's not romance, babe. If it is, I will never be canon Sylar again.
@HeroesChat That's the theory I posted a few hours ago.
@HeroesChat @shades_of_sylar It took me 4 Elles to get tired of kicking them to the curb. Who am I kidding? I love kicking them to the curb.
@shades_of_sylar @HeroesChat @Lil_ElleB See that's your problem. I'm not looking. I don't want or need an Elle or a Claire in my life.
@electricvixen Not talking shit, hon. Just saying I don't want one.
@HeroesChat I'm taken. Sorry