thewatchmaker ◾ From Twitter 06-21-2010 (Reply)

Normally, you are eager to engage others in conversation, but ... More for Gemini http://twittascope.com/?sign=3
No more mister nice guy.
((Personal RP Rant http://shar.es/mKwVM Out of Character))
@beckyb731 Thanks Becky. I'm just sick of the passive aggressive whiny bullshit.
listening to Whatever by Godsmack on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/3cPC #musicmonday #nowplaying
Chai latte with almond milk. Not bad, but next time I need to steep the tea longer. I was afraid of over doing it.
@microwaveHobo What would you know about being a real man, Luke? Did you learn from one of your mother's boyfriends?
@kittenspawn Unlike soy milk, almond milk doesn't get nasty when heated. It also tastes like almonds, so that's a WIN.
@microwaveHobo What cafe?
@microwaveHobo I'm sorry. I just laughed so hard that I blacked out for a moment. Sure you can make me some coffee.
@microwaveHobo *sniffs the cupcake* Can't complain other than sometimes it's a bitch to get the blood out from under my nails.
@Heroes_Shrink Have time for me, Doctor?
listening to (Don't Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/ouHR #musicmonday #nowplaying
@Heroes_Shrink I can catch you another time, doc. I have all the time in the world.
@microwaveHobo Can you make that a mocha, please? *needs sugar more than air* I'll have to add one to my duffel bag for clean up. Thanks.
@Heroes_Shrink Just let me know when.
@microwaveHobo Yeah I met him. Left a bad taste in my mouth that has yet to go away. Creepy fucker made my skin crawl.
@microwaveHobo *slow smile* Nice. No I left him to rot in his own filth, so he could die the slow miserable death he deserves.
@microwaveHobo I'd assume the 4 packs of cigarettes he smoked a day. *smirk and sips the mocha*
((Sorry I've been AWOL. Making a new RP on LJ.))
@beckyb731 Comm
@microwaveHobo Are you taking credit, puppy? *eyes him over the cup* Do you think it was some side effect of your ability?
((I'm back))
@SylarsNinjaBrie @CrazyEmmy25 Thanks guys
@microwaveHobo That would have been a mercy killing. I want him to suffer. *shrugs* Hell he might be dead by now. Why did you want him gone?
@microwaveHobo He might be dead where I came from too by now. Not that I want to check. Been working here long?
@microwaveHobo Yeah it's a bitch. *turns a butter knife to gold* For my bill.
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@microwaveHobo I'll be sure to do that. *another wolfish smile* I don't work. No reason to. The Bishop family was good for something.
@Selestina118 Goodnight Sel <3
@microwaveHobo Not anymore. *smirk* Good for roasting marshmallows last time I saw her.
@microwaveHobo The last Elle I had anything to do with died on a beach. There are others around here, but I avoid them. Crazy bitches.
@electricvixen I never forget you, Elle. You're crazy, but in a good way.
@microwaveHobo I've got the zapping. I had it before I met you. Yeah I'm with someone. You?
@microwaveHobo *chokes on coffee* Please god not Claire Bennet. Her father's like a bug bite you can't reach to scratch.
@electricvixen I love this picture, Elle.
@DexMorgan Hey Dex, long time no see. Did you have a nice holiday?
@microwaveHobo Remember those pricks who came after us with the guns, Luke? He's one of them. Glock wearing bastard who shoots specials-
@microwaveHobo for the sheer enjoyment of it. Does he know about you?
@microwaveHobo You know she is, right? *sure not my secret, but I'm a prick* Claire's all kinds of special, and I don't mean riding the -
@microwaveHobo short bus.
@DexMorgan Can't wait to hear the stories. Kill anyone?
@DexMorgan Good for you. Glad you had a "bloody" good time.
@microwaveHobo She's immortal. She's the reason I can't be killed. I owe her a lot. *of pain and misery to make her father suffer* How'd -
@microwaveHobo you meet little Claire Bear?
Hello new followers. Drop me an @ if you'd like to chat.
@microwaveHobo Samson tried to gank me for it. I kicked his ass. *I grab another cupcake with TK* Hell if that old fucker gets to heal.
@microwaveHobo Luke. What did you do to you? Why do you hate him so much? I know why I do. I watched him kill my mother.
Cinnamon mocha w/Amaretto, that's damned tasty. Too bad I can't get drunk.
@microwaveHobo You're aren't stupid enough to fucking lie to me are you? You know I can tell. Tell me the truth, and I won't start breaking-
@microwaveHobo bones or plates.
@Beshter I discovered a 4 year old airplane bottle of Amaretto that was begging to be in my cinnamon mocha.
@Beshter Oh hell yes. I'll get you one, and you get me one. LOL
@microwaveHobo Christ. You should have told me. I might have killed him instead of leaving him like that. How old were you?
After watching 2 seasons of Deadwood, the Boondock Saints seems like church programming. The language is certainly cleaner.
@microwaveHobo Are you saying he's your father? *Christ*
@microwaveHobo Fuck me. Well don't expect me to get all affectionate because we might be related. I have all the family I need. Jesus.
@hexenwulf blood sucking fruit bats?
@microwaveHobo Not my problem. I have a brother. Don't need you. Don't do snuggles. He's still there if you want him. Go kill the bastard.
@hexenwulf Dracula was my first fandom you might say.
@hexenwulf Did so much research, then it was onto Jack the Ripper. I'm such a ghoul.
@hexenwulf *fist bump*
@microwaveHobo ((Goodnight - btw damn you for making me like Luke!))
favorited a lol 'Kitteh is waffling' http://twlol.com/tw/?a3627979264 #lol #ichc