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  • Her clothes match the walls. #Twilight
  • Disabled native american - 2 off the minority list at once. #Twilight
  • She's happy about that truck? I wonder what she'd do for a ball of rolled up tin foil. #Twilight
  • What is it with all the blue? Do they think it's an episode of #heroes #Twilight
  • NO NO NO the ball it can't touch me. #Twilight
  • They love me. They all LOVE me. #Twilight
  • I like Alice's hair. #Twilight
  • So what's wrong with Eddie? Why didn't daddy get him a wife too.. #Twilight
  • Hair blowing in the fan made him want to puke? Did she bathe this week? #Twilight
  • OMG the staring. The acting. OMG He's got to puke now. #Twilight
  • Who stuffed Hedwig?
  • Has she been wearing those clothes since Arizona? #Twilight
  • Bella the cool living kids want your attention. #Twilight
  • More days pass, and BELLA IS STILL WEARING THE SAME SHIRT. #Twilight
  • Isn't Emmet dating Hayden? #Twilight
  • Oh now Eddie's wearing her other shirt. They match. #Twilight
  • The Golden Onion? Shouldn't that be the Razzy? Did this movie get a Razzy? #Twilight
  • She doesn't like cold, wet, dead things. #Twilight So she's going to screw him?
  • Christ and I thought they were doing my hair bad on #heroes. Look at all that crap in Eddie's. #Twilight
  • Had Eddie never heard of the Masquerade? #Twilight
  • Get a grip, dude. It was a fucking accident. #Twilight
  • Someone needs to get Bella on some meds. Happy pills or just kill her. #Twilight
  • @Maxasaurusrex LMAO
  • @emtpetrelli What would I want with her brain?
  • Oh cool, Eddie saw Buffy, so he's watching her sleep like Angel watched Buffy. Only ANGEL DIDN'T SUCK. #Twilight
  • Eddie needs to so something about the constipation. He looks like he's in pain. Must be being near her. #Twilight
  • We shouldn't be friends.... Then you should have let her die. #Twilight
  • Of course her mother's happy. Bella's not living there anymore. #Twilight
  • Fun... what is this fun you speak of? #Twilight
  • His teeth are the same blue as everything else. #Twilight
  • I want Selene to come in here and kick some Lycan ass. #Twilight
  • Playing with your food's the best part. #Twilight
  • Legend of Slapping Beaver? #forrealsies? #Twilight
  • I don't know if I can keep watching this. This is where I threw the book across the room. #Twilight
  • @illusionalyou That is the rule, baby. Kill first. Nom Later.
  • He's stalking you, dipshit. #Twilight
  • How long is this movie? Please say it's only 90 minutes. #Twilight
  • He can't read her mind at all.... Like I said, what would I want with her brain... #Twilight
  • If I was Robert Patterson, I'd go work at MickyD's before I did another of these movies. #Twilight
  • 47 minutes in, a truck and new tires, and she's only now showing her dad some affection? #Twilight
  • RT @illusionalyou: Look a montage about REAL vampires. Not these sparkling fucks #twilight
  • Cedric needs to find Harry Potter.... #Twilight
  • @electricvixen I was dared to watch it.
  • Say it. Say it. THIS MOVIE SUCKS AND YOU NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR!!! There I said it. #Twilight
  • I'm going to spend the week watching Angel and Forever Knight to wash this out of my brain. #Twilight
  • REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE. #Twilight
  • LMAO I always thought the sparkling was a joke. OMG it's true! They're blood sucking disco balls. #Twilight
  • Run away Eddie. She wants your virginity. #Twilight
  • @emtpetrelli It is a Bad Romance.
  • @scully_1breath I haven't watched it in so long. I still need to get season 3.
  • OMG She's wearing her other shit. AGAIN. #Twilight
  • This is the home of the SPARTANS!!!! #Twilight
  • I'm sorry. I think I blacked out from having my intelligence and good taste sucked away. #Twilight
  • Before tonight Legally Blonde 2 was the worst movie I've ever seen. #Twilight
  • Emo sister is emo #Twilight
  • I can't do it. I just can't. It sucks too much. #Twilight
  • Sorry. I just can't watch this shit for one more minute. It's being deleted off the DVR right now #Twilight
  • It's gone. Gone! Gone! I'm going to put in Star Trek and think happy thoughts about the destruction of Vulcan.
  • Want to torture me? Put me someplace and make me watch #twilight over and over again.
  • Music therapy - Voices by Disturbed on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/9rf #nowplaying
  • @FutureBoyScout "I know what you feel like, what you taste like, where you're ticklish." I use TK to show him the spot on my way to the --
  • @FutureBoyScout table. Just a quick touch. The expression on his face is priceless. I line up my shot and wait for him to finish snarling.
  • @FutureBoyScout My hand darts out, cupping the back of his neck, before he can pull away from me. The other drops the cue, and those ---
  • @FutureBoyScout fingers hook into the waistband of his jeans. My lips brush over his, not a kiss, just a glancing touch. My eyes lock with-
  • @FutureBoyScout his while I dare him to take his best shot. "Do you want me to do you on the table, Peter?"
  • @Jaysonmullen Never EVER again.
  • @Selestina118 Goodnight Sel. <333
  • @FutureBoyScout The flicker of electricity makes me hard. My breath catches, and I twist my fingers into his hair, holding him in place. ---
  • @FutureBoyScout "No, I really don't." I kiss him then, teeth tearing into his lip. It doesn't take much before he's bleeding.
  • @DarkAngel_V you should, and I want more.
  • @FutureBoyScout Walk away, Sylar. Don't do this again. Game over. He kissed back. Get out before it's too late. No attachments. Go into the-
  • @FutureBoyScout bar and find someone pathetic and lonely... Like me. I roll my tongue around in my mouth, licking the blood off my lips.-
  • @FutureBoyScout "You missed a spot, asshole."
  • @CrazyEmmy25 I'll help you hide the body. I'll be right over.
  • @DarkAngel_V The only words wasted are the ones you don't write. It takes practice just like everything else.
  • @CoEdClaire @FutureBoyScout @CrazyEmmy25 I've got a 69 Mustang with a HUGE trunk.
  • @DarkAngel_V And she's fucking rich for it. ...... bitch....
  • @FutureBoyScout "Life. You taste like life." There's no other word for it. It's passion and warfare. Good and evil, life and death, the --
  • @FutureBoyScout eternal game we'll be playing until the sun goes out. "You taste like the sun."
  • listening to Pearl Jam Jeremy by Pearl Jam on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/7iQx #nowplaying
  • @FutureBoyScout "I want you." No lies. No games. No manipulations. "I don't want to go to bed alone."
  • @FutureBoyScout My mouth finds his again, and I'm pulling his tongue into my mouth. I've missed his taste, but this time it's better. He's -
  • @FutureBoyScout not weak. He's not broken, or maybe he is. Whatever it is about this Peter makes him better. "Take me home with you."
  • @darkelegance *blushes* thanks
  • @FutureBoyScout I grab him by the shirt, pulling it over his head, and my lips trail over his shoulders. He pulls mine open, a few buttons-
  • @FutureBoyScout aren't going to make it home with me. They're long gone on his floor somewhere. I walk him backwards, pressing my height-
  • @FutureBoyScout advantage to get him beneath me on the bed.
  • @FutureBoyScout I lean on one elbow and run my fingers through his hair, then trace the scar. My healing ability doesn't want to fix it, -
  • @FutureBoyScout and that distracts me for a second. But I file it away for later. "Do I get to come back?"
  • @FutureBoyScout "Then I don't want to fuck you. Not yet. I don't want to be alone, but that doesn't mean we have to argue over who's going-
  • @FutureBoyScout to be on the bottom. We can just be here, together, and see if we can wake up without wanting to kill each other."
  • @emtpetrelli @lifetimedreamer Cherry Garcia
  • @emtpetrelli @lifetimedreamer Cheesecake Brownie? Oh nom. I need to get some. New York Super Chunk Fudge too. Old school flavors.
  • @FutureBoyScout "I promise to be civilized." I move away just long enough to strip off my jeans, leaving my underwear on and climb back -
  • @FutureBoyScout into the bed. "Scouts honor I won't steal the covers."
  • @emtpetrelli @lifetimedreamer @FutureBoyScout We will have to work on that.
  • @idyllgirl we do it all for you, babe.
  • @FutureBoyScout @lifetimedreamer @emtpetrelli Not my fault the Sylars don't mingle with each other like you boys do.
  • @FutureBoyScout "I was a Boy Scout. My best friends mom was our Den Mother. We met at the Church. I wasn't always evil, Peter." I had a soul
  • @FutureBoyScout @emtpetrelli @lifetimedreamer Puhleez I could out geek you anytime. Can we have the Batman Superman argument?

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