thewatchmaker ◾ From Twitter 04-04-2010 (Reply)

@FutureBoyScout "Trust me. There was no way we were going to explain there being two of us to Gabe's mom. So cousins worked." I shift a bit-
@FutureBoyScout closer and nibble on his chin. "She already wanted to throw Holy Water on me for being Samson's son."
@darkelegance Wish I was there. Sounds like fun.
@MrsForbidden Do you need me to make you scream again, Janice?
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WOW the car down the street is ORANGE. It glows.
@FutureBoyScout "Not in any way shape or form. All my OCD and neurotic stuff comes directly from her." My back arches as he tickles me. -
@FutureBoyScout "The serial killer shit I get from dad. That's by blood. Her insanity is environmental."
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WE ARE HAVING A HUGE EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Damn that's the biggest I've felt in years.
3.3 supposedly but I don't think so. That was long. I'm San Diego. Friend felt it in LA too.
@kittenspawn Neon metallic orange.
@TrekMovie Felt it in San Diego. That was a LONG one.
6.9 in Baja that's why I felt it so strongly. I'm about 20 miles from the Mexico border.
RT @_SanDiegoCA: 6.9 earthquake, Baja California, Mexico on Apr 4 3:40 PM PDT (3m ago, 26 km SSW of Guadalupe Victoria, depth 32. http:/ ...
@CrazyEmmy25 That was a good one!
6.9 earthquake, Baja California, Mexico on Apr 4 3:40 PM PDT (3m ago, 26 km SSW of Guadalupe Victoria, depth 32. http://j.mp/d13sbz
I'm fine. That was a good one though. Really close according to the maps. My house has been here for 50+ years. We're OK.
There was a 3.3 immediately followed by the 6.9. That's why if went for so long.
@brieh43 Felt like the house was on pudding down here. That was a hell of a ride.
@Mr_Petrelli I'm shiny. I was born in Frisco. Earthquakes don't faze me.
@FutureBoyScout "Just don't list them. If you do, we'll never get anywhere." The lightning makes me hiss and grind my hips against his.
@brieh43 This house has been through a lot. No worries.
@wendilynnmakeup That was a good one, wasn't it? San Diego rocked like Jello.
@CrazyEmmy25 @FutureBoyScout (My first was in Hawai'i. I lived on a volcano. I was FREAKED.)
@CrazyEmmy25 oh shit!
@Mr_Petrelli I'm used to Peters hitting on me. I ooze charm.
@Mr_Petrelli It's not like @stillgraylikeme and/or @futureboyfriend can't kick your ass into the next century.
@TrekMovie That's so true. I'm from Frisco. Didn't bother me at all.
@FutureBoyScout @CrazyEmmy25 (I lived in Mountain View on the slope of Muana Loa. Up from the Kilauea eruption for years.)
@Mr_Petrelli Well I'm sure you'll find some available Sylar. I hear @empath_peter wised up about his.
@stillgraylikeme Hey yourself. Be right back. *kiss*
@stillgraylikeme I'll go with you if you do.
@stillgraylikeme I haven't been to see her in ages.
@Mr_Petrelli Yeah that one bags all the cougars.
@stillgraylikeme Yeah we should. I haven't been since Christmas.
@Mr_Petrelli I don't follow at all. It's far too out of character to entertain me.
If you're curious about the aftershocks, follow @_sandiegoCA. They report all the quakes and weather.
@Mr_Petrelli I'm sure you do, Peter. I only know what I hear through the grapevine, like him asking a 16 year old girl to kill for him.
God help us, but @stillgraylikeme and I are going to see @virginia_gray for Easter Dinner.
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray I brace myself for hurricane Virginia and knock on the door with Gabe at my side. "Hello Aunt Virginia."
Oh they upgraded our Earthquake to a 7.2. Awesome!
@CrazyEmmy25 Forrealsies!
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme "It's good to see you." I hand her a potted Easter Lily and step inside. It's smells great. Thanks for -
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme inviting me along." I know she doesn't like me very much, and I can't blame her. I killed mine.
@Angelus_Dreamer My house was bouncing and swaying for a long time. I'm still feeling aftershocks.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14607652.php (I was born in Frisco. It's kind of like coming home.)
@beckyb731 http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/ci14607652.php
@CrazyEmmy25 @Angelus_Dreamer That's the biggest for me too, and I've been in CA almost my whole life.
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme Christ I'm glad he lied first. I've never been good at it, but then I'm the last one to take her to Mass.-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme I earned Brownie points there. I can't help but glance around to see if anything needs fixing besides dad's-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme stupid clock that never stays fixed.
@Im_Your_Vanilla Yep, it's just the way it is around here.
Please I had the Peter in question half naked against a wall in 4 tweets last Winter. He was my bitch.
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme "It was crowded, so we didn't want to take up too much of his time. You know how Easter and Christmas are.-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme When the people who never go to church show up." I give her a sad smile. "One of us can take you next week?"
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme So glad it was his turn not mine. Means I'm in the clear until well Christmas, although we should do dinner-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme for Mother's Day. She always makes me feel dirty. It doesn't matter what I've done. I hate it. "Dinner --
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme looks great."
@MrsForbidden I bet you don't.
@MrsForbidden I'm Gabriel. I'm an old friend of Parkman's.
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme "This is wonderful, Auntie." I have to be so careful. I am going to call her mom someday. I just know it. -
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme "How have you been."
@MrsForbidden Not a clue. Haven't seen him in ages.
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray "Yes aunt Virginia." Christ I forgot she doesn't like that. "I got my eyes done. No more glasses or --
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray contacts." I'm sure if she's seen that on TV that she'll freak. But I can't be good the whole time. I can't.
Let's hear it for the demons from Hell. Ninja Assassin. Such excellent violence and mayhem.
@ZombieGirl41 @CrazyEmmy25 It's shiny
@Kelsie_Conekin Oh are you the seductive interloper after @empath_Peter's ass? I thought that was @drgabrielgray?
@Kelsie_Conekin You're pregnant?
@Kelsie_Conekin Is her name Mary Sue Conekin-Petrelli?
@Kelsie_Conekin Sounds like Mary Sue to me.
@Kelsie_Conekin Do you know what a Mary Sue is?
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray I can feel the guilt growing on Gabe like a fucking fungus. I hate this. We have a good life. Neither of us-
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray deserves this crap. I step past her to get down the dessert plates. "Let me get dessert, Aunt Virginia."
@Kelsie_Conekin I always mock you. If you didn't like it, you'd stop talking to me.
Mom @virginia_gray is on fire tonight. I want to shove her face first into the sink or shut off the flow of blood to her brain to kill her.
@Kelsie_Conekin I'm not the cuddly Sylar you work for. I'll shove it up your nostrils and into your brain.
@idyllgirl I think you know.
@idyllgirl Poor thing. We'll have to remind him sometime.
@stillgraylikeme I killed mine. This one's all yours, little brother.
@idyllgirl Oh no, I remember it well. There was groping, kissing, and then I said no because he was too passive and eager.
@empath_peter *leans against wall* We could try it again. See if you remember?
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme Real whipped cream is better than anything. It is. "I love apple pie thank you for making it Aunt Virginia"-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme I wish I had Eden's ability. I'd love to send her to bed right now.
@empath_peter I don't know. You've been through some pretty horrible shit since then. Maybe you blocked it all out.
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme "Work's going great. Working with the Petrellis on a few projects. Gabe's doing great in school though. I -
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme wish I'd have done as well in school." Since I never got to go. "But I do have work in the morning, so we-
@Virginia_Gray @stillgraylikeme should get going pretty soon. I know Gabe has class too."
Apparently I got a Peter mixed up with another. But honestly if I had to keep track of all the Peters who hit on me, my brain would explode.
@MrsForbidden @Im_Your_Vanilla It is my cross to bear.
@MrsForbidden Oh I've been nailed by @futureboyscout a few times.
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@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray "Let us wash up these dishes, Aunt Virginia, and you can enjoy the rest of the night. You cooked. It's -
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray only fair that we clean up." I touch Gabe's shoulder as I head for the sink.
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray Drying I can do. I should have just done it this way to begin with. She never lets you do anything nice for-
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray her. But we'll get it done fast, then Gabe and I can get the fuck out of here. We should kill someone on -
@stillgraylikeme @Virginia_Gray the way back to the penthouse.
After the nightmare meal with @virginia_gray, @stillgraylikeme and I are going home to hide. Goodnight!