My tweets

[thewatchmaker]

• Fri, 16:44: When did a turn signal become a sign for you to hurry up and block another driver? Fuckers. Next time I'm killing you all.
• Fri, 16:48: Guh Damon in the shower. Not ashamed to drool at all.
• Fri, 19:54: "Jesus Christ, Peter!" I can't fucking think. I can barely breathe through the pain when he tears open my chest. I want … http://j.mp/gbF4rV
• Fri, 20:41: "Parking would be a good idea." I give him a glare when I catch him laughing. "Weren't you the one who was afraid of … http://j.mp/eNdpt8
• Sat, 01:41: You may have thought that you would be ready for change no mat... More for Leo http://twittascope.com/?sign=5