thewatchmaker: (Kisses)
1 – You have to be brilliant and understand how my mind works. Extra bonus if you are me or a version of me, but I’m not narcissistic at all. I like the differences between me and me a lot.

2 – Must not freak out if I come home covered in blood up to my elbows.

3 – If you have a power, I don’t already have, that’s a plus in your favor.

4 – You don’t feel the need to be around me 24/7. I don’t want you under foot all the time. You’ll live longer if you have your own place and bed to go home to.

5 – You can think for yourself. If I wanted a sockpuppet for a significant other, I’d just masturbate.

6 – Biting. I bite, and I like being bitten.

7 – No lying. Trust me. I’ll know if you tell even the smallest of fibs.

8 – If I’ve taken you to a romantic beach, lie still while I finish cutting your head open.

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