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  • 14:38:14: @stillgraylikeme Because @open_flame took her to mass last night, and she wanted to know why the man was wearing a dress and gave her-
  • 14:38:24: @stillgraylikeme only one bad cookie.
  • 14:38:47: @Open_Flame Remind me to strangle you for taking Elle to Mass.
  • 14:40:34: @Open_Flame I'm pretty sure God would have liked you to tell her "fuck no."
  • 14:48:20: @stillgraylikeme No, @open_flame didn't tell her about that little requirement. Oh and the incense smells like dead people.
  • 14:52:40: @stillgraylikeme I spent the morning with our little dove, telling her what things were and why. I explained that confession was required.-
  • 14:53:08: @stillgraylikeme That you and I don't wear dresses, and that Jesus was not hugely fat to create 2000 years of cookies.
  • 14:54:09: @stillgraylikeme @Open_Flame She took Communion without confession! Liz that's a major no no.
  • 14:55:24: Sweet, minions http://bit.ly/4wTsGt Why is Rob only 40 behind me? Are his 100K followers better than you?
  • 14:57:43: @stillgraylikeme I was trying to explain how it all works. I swear to God she's been dropped on her head one too many times.
  • 15:00:49: @stillgraylikeme Unlike us. I know. She's trying to impress your mom. @viginia_gray called her that kind of girl yesterday.
  • 15:01:24: @kittenspawn If they exploded, it's because you didn't make me any.
  • 15:01:48: @stillgraylikeme @Open_Flame Elle could be a nun, and Virginia would hate her.
  • 15:04:01: @kittenspawn Cheese!
  • 15:07:05: @stillgraylikeme Yes. Alone. So did I, but we're making progress. She likes Paul.
  • 15:10:21: @stillgraylikeme I talked to her this morning. I sat her down with a laptop and books to study and told her to ask you if she had questions.
  • 15:17:33: @stillgraylikeme It's going to be ugly. I'll do what I can.
  • 15:20:14: @stillgraylikeme I know. Trust me. I tried to have relationships...well a girlfriend... Shit.
  • 15:26:55: @stillgraylikeme Mine would bring home girls from church or knitting circles to fix me up with. Then when I didn't like them, she'd say-
  • 15:27:31: @stillgraylikeme I was gay. If I introduced her to a girl, that one was a whore. Christ it's a wonder I ever lost my virginity.
  • 15:31:36: @stillgraylikeme What the hell are you going to do now? If she finds out you and Elle have sex...
  • 15:38:44: @stillgraylikeme I wish there was some way to help with this, but there just isn't.
  • 15:42:51: @stillgraylikeme I could have the Haitian make Elle forget about her?
  • 15:50:39: @stillgraylikeme Damned if you do, damned if you don't, little brother. May as well do.
  • 15:59:02: @stillgraylikeme I didn't mean the Haitian, Gabe. I meant if you're going to get hell for just looking at a girl, you may as well go for it.
  • 16:00:24: just voted "hell yes!!" on "Are you excited about the Heroes premiere Monday night? " vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/3RAfww
  • 16:01:38: @stillgraylikeme See may as well have fun doing it.
  • 16:09:55: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: I hear you're babysitting.
  • 16:10:56: @stillgraylikeme Nothing you can do will make it better, so don't waste time beating yourself up about. Mom wouldn't like anyone anyway.
  • 16:15:31: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Are you going to be mean? My last babysitter was mean.
  • 16:16:23: @stillgraylikeme A scavenger hunt? Give you a charm bracelet, and tell her she has to be good to earn the charms? Or find them?
  • 16:18:14: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Probably better if I was the babysitter then?
  • 16:31:37: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: People do that? Where's @_the_bucket?
  • 16:32:03: @stillgraylikeme As much as you need. He can erase anything on anyone. He can cancel out our power too.
  • 16:35:01: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Thank God neither one of us is into that.
  • 16:37:03: @stillgraylikeme Memories permanently. Powers only while he's around. I don't like that part at all.
  • 16:37:19: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Now?
  • 16:39:11: @rebelle_elle @Selestina118 Better you than me having this discussion again.
  • 16:40:00: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Want to meet somewhere or home?
  • 16:42:07: @Selestina118 I blame @open_flame. She took her to mass without explaining anything.
  • 16:48:34: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: It's been a weird few days. My ideas would get us arrested.
  • 16:52:34: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Bennet would kill us, although the thought of Angela having to bail us out is priceless.
  • 16:53:36: @rebelle_elle Pot calling the kettle black there, princess.
  • 16:56:02: @rebelle_elle I bet if you told her you were having sex without being married she'd have a heart attack and die.
  • 16:57:17: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: I've spent the day trying to explain being Catholic to Elle. Anything seems bad now.
  • 16:57:31: @rebelle_elle Ask Gabriel.
  • 17:04:57: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: That is your big fantasy isn't it? In the Petrelli pew?
  • 17:07:54: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: Babe if we didn't do things you've done with someone else, we'd spend our days and nights playing checkers.
  • 17:10:33: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: No you've never done it for money. =D
  • 17:17:31: RT @eserei27: #Heroes needs to trend!
  • 17:26:28: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: What? So are we meeting somewhere or are you coming home so I can fuck your brains out?
  • 17:28:29: @peter_petrelli ::txt:: don't stick it out unless you intend to use it.
  • 17:33:18: @peter_petrelli Sorry. *pouts from the couch* I was being a dick. Again.
  • 17:42:58: @peter_petrelli *nuzzles his neck and chin* I should treat you better though. You smell good.
  • 17:47:45: @peter_petrelli "I have some. Hold that thought". I get the seedless red ones out of the fridge and pop one in mouth after freezing it.
  • 17:48:10: @sarena2s Me too and it's going to make me nuts. #forrealsies #heroes
  • 17:51:23: @sarena2s I don't think I'll be on here, or I'll have to hop over to a non-Heroes grouping of followings...
  • 17:52:42: RT @greggrunberg Your Momma's so Dumb she set her DVR for something OTHER than #Heroes tomorrow night at 8PM on NBC
  • 17:53:48: @peter_petrelli "I like frozen grapes. They're like little Popsicles." I pop another into my mouth and give him a long cold kiss.
  • 17:57:48: @rebelle_elle Yes is she being emo again? Jeez can't anyone take some poking and move on? She needs to get laid.
  • 17:58:59: Tomorrow night during #heroes for the rest of the country, I'll be off line. I already have no reason to watch the Emmys tonight.
  • 18:00:02: @rebelle_elle I am not in a mood again. You made a mockery of something important to me. That's my issue to deal with.
  • 18:01:20: @peter_petrelli I smile against his lips. "I remember being afraid to do this, and now I couldn't dream of stopping."
  • 18:02:07: 25 hours until #heroes woooo!!!!!!!!
  • 18:02:38: @rebelle_elle Look it up, Elle. You know how to read, don't you?
  • 18:05:41: @rebelle_elle I don't go because then I'd be mocking it too. I can't explain this to you. You don't know what guilt is. Certainly don't -
  • 18:05:57: @rebelle_elle know what having faith means.
  • 18:07:18: @peter_petrelli I touch noses and smile back. "Yes. Silly huh?"
  • 18:08:34: @rebelle_elle Maybe because explaining things to you would take all my time, and I have other things to do.
  • 18:09:45: @6sixx62 Did you see? You're almost to your magic number.
  • 18:15:46: @peter_petrelli "Thank god for that." I suck his lower lip between my teeth and bite him gently. "My life was so boring before you."
  • 18:19:01: @rebelle_elle You're trying all right, Elle. Very, very trying.
  • 18:20:44: @peter_petrelli "You make me want to do bad things and to be good. That's insane isn't it?" I bite along his chin, then slide his shirt up.
  • 18:25:37: @rebelle_elle "This is Sylar. I'm busy. Leave a message after the beep. Click."
  • 18:27:16: @peter_petrelli "Oh really?" I sit back and yank off my shirt and then his. "Do I make you want to do bad things?"
  • 18:37:27: @peter_petrelli I sit back, tilting my head. "You want to protect me? That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
  • 18:56:08: @peter_petrelli "I guess I always thought if I had it coming that I had it coming." Trace my thumb along his lips and kiss him again.
  • 19:02:37: @peter_petrelli My tongue slides along his, as I nestle close again. "I don't like it when you get hurt either."
  • 19:05:10: @peter_petrelli "Well that's different. We both like that. The biting at least." I chuckle and duck my face to bite his shoulder.
  • 19:14:09: @peter_petrelli "Do you?" I slip one hand between his legs and tease him through his jeans. "I can't believe I'm the innocent one in this."
  • 19:17:34: Vote for #heroes http://bit.ly/2jNnff Buddy TV.
  • 19:25:51: @peter_petrelli "I'm so glad about that too." I press harder and suck on his tongue. "I'll have to spank you for it later too."
  • 19:32:08: @peter_petrelli "These are in the way." I tug on the waistband of his jean, getting up to strip off my own. "Naked would be better."
  • 19:35:27: @peter_petrelli As soon as he's naked, I stretch out on top of him on the couch, kissing my way over his chest while I stroke at him.
  • 19:50:15: @peter_petrelli "Going to need a bigger couch." I laugh as I leave a trail of bites until I find his mouth again, while I tease him more.
  • 19:58:28: @peter_petrelli "I was thinking the floor..." I moan as he squeezes me. "But bed's nice too. As long as you're with me."
  • 20:07:45: @peter_petrelli "Then I'll have to spoil you." I climb off of him, holding my hand out to tug him along with me to the bedroom.
  • 20:20:50: @peter_petrelli His grin is infectious as always. I tickle his sides and capture his mouth in another kiss. "Love you."
  • 20:34:56: @peter_petrelli (And I think this is a good place to fade to black.)
  • 20:43:03: @peter_petrelli (And we need to do a story over in Shades.)
  • 20:43:20: #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes
  • 21:18:41: RT @rebelle_elle 20 votes and I pass gods will or whatever. That would be fitting, especially tonight. http://is.gd/3vkBb
  • 21:19:59: #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes
  • 21:29:19: Frank's going down, then the legs! http://bit.ly/4wTsGt No vampire parts beat #heroes #Sylar @the_watchmaker
  • 21:32:20: I want to join the Evil League of Evil. Where's Bad Horse?
  • 21:37:22: @DarkAngel_V Hey V
  • 21:46:36: RT @Calumfan1 I will not b spoiling anything 2 do w/ #heroes or #house 2morw in honor of my friends who arent watching live Plz do the same
  • 22:42:11: In honor of #heroes http://bit.ly/hx1UU The Prompts for SciFi Muses come from #heroes.
  • 22:46:43: Good Night #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes #heroes

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