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  • Run Larry, run! Your sister is a freak. #heroes
  • I didn't do that. #heroes
  • *snerk* That's not me. #heroes
  • It's a shame Micah didn't have interesting parents. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ #heroes
  • I feel like I'm watching Airplane. "What is it?" It's a car accident. Ever heard of one of those? #heroes
  • Heidi is so pretty. She deserves better. #heroes
  • Hit him, Peter. He's a son of a bitch, and I've met your mother. I'm not lying. #heroes
  • Way to go with the secret ID, Hiro. #heroes
  • So long and thanks for all the fish. #heroes
  • Zach should not make jokes about anal probes. #heroes
  • RT @wendilynnmakeup: WIN an autographed item + HELP Haiti : http://sylarsarmy.com/donate
  • Baby you couldn't catch me if I was sitting right next to you. #heroes
  • It might be time to call in Ty for an Extreme Makeover Home Edition. #heroes
  • Peter it's so good to see that you're a wolf after all. Show Nathan those teeth. #heroes
  • That's a pretty hospital. #heroes
  • In his spare time, Ted does commercials for Geico. #heroes
  • It's totally your fault, Ted. #heroes
  • @stillgraylikeme Do you remember how much fun we had tearing that mansion down, little brother?
  • Need to grab something to eat before 7 minutes to midnight. BRB
  • 7 Minutes to Midnight. PLAY PLAY PLAY #heroes
  • Charlie is such a show off. #heroes
  • There I am. About time. I was getting bored. #heroes
  • @GrayInside I always need to shave.
  • Don't worry, Mira. We all want to say mean things to Mohinder. #heroes
  • Hiro works fast for a dork. #heroes
  • Is that concentrate or constipate? #heroes
  • @stillgraylikeme I know.
  • @darkelegance Hey you
  • eHarmony just matched Ted and Parkman. #heroes
  • @darkelegance Life's of the good.
  • Isn't Mohinder a little old to be emotionally terrorizing Chandra? #heroes
  • Eden's eyes are HUGE. #heroes
  • Bennet is such a manipulative bastard. #heroes
  • God I love the way the blood drips down her face. #heroes
  • The screams make me tingly all over too. #heroes
  • FFS Mohinder's how old? And he only finds out about Shanti now.... #heroes
  • Sylar is killing them one at a time. Yep.... I kind of am... #heroes
  • Tracking, monitoring, watching..... killing. #heroes
  • Thump, thump, thump goes the Chandra... Shit broke my watch. #heroes
  • Eden you should tell Bennet to shove that needle up his own ass. #heroes
  • Ripped open? Please I was very, very careful. #heroes
  • @FutureBoyScout Wait until next week, when I kick your ass for Homecoming. #heroes
  • Cult of RP http://tinyurl.com/ydsv4u8 Couples Therapy
  • @darkelegance I always felt so cheated being Scot instead of Irish on St. Patty's day.
  • @kittenspawn GIMME
  • @sylarsbirthmom Just checking. If Samson's not my father, then who is? Some other guy who's a serial killer w/the same ability...
  • @MissCarolineFB Why?
  • Music is a lot more entertaining when you pick out something and hit play. *fail*
  • Hells Bells by AC/DC on @Grooveshark: http://tinysong.com/fKIw #nowplaying
  • @darkelegance Got the classic headbanging mix going AC/DC, Motley Crue, the Cult, Guns N Roses...
  • @charlene81681 That's right up there with me loading IM and forgetting to log in.
  • @stillgraylikeme There's only one way for me to avoid going after tubby the special, and that's to get him out of here. Such a waste. "I'm -
  • @stillgraylikeme to get him to leave. Then we can trash the place. Lots of blood. No killing. OK?"
  • Oh noes Peter Graves died. Captain Over is over and out.
  • @vampire_peter Now we'll never know what he really thought of the gladiator movies.
  • @vampire_peter I got so mad in the Mission Impossible movies when they made his character a bad guy. Betrayed the whole mythology.
  • @GrayInside (Wow that was beautiful.)
  • Couple more of my friends are around @impeterpetrelli and @evenbepresident. Or you can follow my RP list to get everyone.
  • @GrayInside (I... I have no words for how incredible that was.)
  • RT @jumblejim: I was distraught that @mishacollins has 45,000 followers to my measly 17,000, but then I recalled that he owes 38,000 of ...
  • Whoever keeps stealing @stillgraylikeme's net needs to die a slow painful death or be forced to watch really bad RP.
  • @FutureBoyScout Think of the list of losers we could inflict on them?
  • @FutureBoyScout I'd rather be rubbing on you, Scout. I've been neglected today.
  • RT @OliverGrigsby: Win an autographed Zach Quinto pumpkin (yes, I said pumpkin -- click link ) and HELP Haiti : http://sylarsarmy.com/donate
  • @evenbepresident Hello Sylar
  • @FutureBoyScout @emtpetrelli I know you guys needed quality *emo* time together. It's hard to be Peter Petrelli.
  • @evenbepresident *smiles* This is strange. I usually only talk to Gabriels. Hardly ever to my counterparts.
  • @FutureBoyScout "No. I've been neglected." Looks down at his fingers and grins. "I even started a nice bar fight for us to have fun."
  • @evenbepresident *smirks* Because most of them got bashed in the head or something, and they're dumb as rocks and dirt. Stupid Sylars -
  • @evenbepresident annoy the fuck out of me.
  • @FutureBoyScout "First it was the leather pants. Then it was the bar fight." Heavy sigh and kisses back. "He needs you. I'll be OK."
  • Be sure to follow this list https://twitter.com/#/list/TheWatchmaker/myrpgroup if you want to catch all of our RP.
  • @evenbepresident You interest me. I've never talked to any of us who's been through what you have.
  • @FutureBoyScout We'll have to try it again then. I had to help @emtpetrelli out of his too.
  • @evenbepresident *tilts head* Redemption's not easy. I'm trying in my own way, but I'll never be anything like Gabriel again.
  • @FutureBoyScout "After what I went through to break those fucking pants in? I do not think so." He's jealous. *snort*
  • Minion @futureboyscout needs 8 more followers to hit 300. You'll like him. He's a great Peter Petrelli.
  • @emtpetrelli No worries. Peter. Love you.
  • @emtpetrelli *gives him a hug and kisses his forehead* We're good.
  • @FutureBoyScout "If I have to port those fucking pants off myself, I will. You are not cutting them off of me, Peter." I bought them for -
  • @FutureBoyScout Gabe not you.
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout I learned how to fight from Noah Bennet when I was running the Company. I'll do just fine.
  • On March 31st I will have been on Twitter for a year.
  • @FutureBoyScout @Kelsie_Conekin @DarkAngel_V @_Chekov Thanks, and yes Peter, I am a #twitterwhore.
  • Oh dear god. Haagen-Dazs Dark Chocolate Mint Ice Cream.... It may be better than sex.
  • @emtpetrelli Come here. *holds out spoon*
  • @DarkAngel_V I had one. It is to die for!
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout I will share anything with both of you. *grins*
  • @FutureBoyScout @emtpetrelli *leans close, lips almost brushing EMT's* Are you flirting with me, Peter?
  • @FutureBoyScout @emtpetrelli *grabs EMT's shirt and kisses him hard* What the hell. It's been awhile since your brother's belted me.
  • @emtpetrelli It always amazes me how they taste different. They're the same physically, but no Peter tastes the same. "Nice."
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout Promises, promises, Peter.
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout *wtf look* He was flirting with me. Peter eventually I was going to kiss him. Christ what's with the jealousy?
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout You're being irrational, Peter. I wasn't curious. I was having fun. Get a fucking grip. I'm going to bed.
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout It was a kiss! For fuck's sake, Peter. Didn't you think with the four of us heading the way we are I'd kiss him
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout *grabs Scout by the hair, shoves into the wall* I fucking love you, asshole. Take care of him. He needs you.
  • @calowder That must have been it. *glares at Peter*
  • @emtpetrelli @FutureBoyScout I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow.
  • I'm getting up in 5 hours because life hates me. See you tomorrow.
  • @FutureBoyScout Sometimes? Asshole.

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