From Twitter 12-18-2009

[thewatchmaker]

• Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie... #dogma
  
• I think I'm already doing Loki's job. #dogma
  
• They were sent to Wisconsin for eternity. I've heard it's HELL. #dogma
  
• @illusionalyou @stillgraylikeme Hey I said it first. #dogma
  
• @Open_Flame @stillgraylikeme I've got Mexican food. Ironic? #dogma
  
• They've come to k-k-k-kill you. #dogma
  
• I want Wayne and Garth to yell "CAR" #dogma
  
• Silent Bob @thatkevinsmith we are not worthy. #dogma
  
• Jay's school of dating. Loose women at abortion clinics. #dogma
  
• That knife is kind of small, and yeah the flaming sword is better. #dogma
  
• I love Loki. I want to hang out with him. #dogma
  
• @illusionalyou You say the nicest things, Candice. #dogma
  
• @illusionalyou Just ask Parkman. #dogma
  
• @brieh43 where have you been?
  
• Gear? #dogma
  
• the major sins never change. #dogma Thank God for that.
  
• Are you married? To her? #dogma Blam!
  
• Oh come on, it was fun. Who's house? #dogma
  
• Obviously not an angel. He has an ass. #dogma
  
• RT @TrekMovie: All I have to say about Patrick Stewart being knighted is - Make It 'Sir' - http://twurl.nl/ofds8o
  
• Eggamoobie muffin. #dogma
  
• It's good to know that you can swear like a sailor and still get into heaven. #dogma
  
• You masturbate more than anyone on the planet... #dogma
  
• Ah Serendipity. #dogma
  
• BEST part of the movie. The Board Room. #dogma
  
• You forgot Mooby Magazine. #dogma
  
• @DrH_Lecter Let's be honest, Doctor. A mass murder is the best scene in any movie. #dogma
  
• I love the litany of their sins. #dogma
  
• I love how they set up the innocent to fall. #dogma
  
• Bet he just pissed his pants. #dogma
  
• Look at all that blood splatter. #dogma *smiles*
  
• Bitch slapping 'Home Alone' #dogma
  
• Writers' Block - I feel her pain #dogma
  
• What is it with Selma Hayak and being in movies with nasty bathrooms? Desperado, #dogma, From Dusk 'til Dawn?
  
• The right religion according to South Park was Mormon. #dogma
  
• @stillgraylikeme God Mom would come unglued.
  
• Excuse me, but shouldn't you run away from the monster? #dogma
  
• Silent Bob 1, Shit Demon 0 #dogma
  
• Yay there are the boys again. #dogma
  
• Azrael obviously had the brains in his choir. #dogma
  
• RT @beckyb731: If you live in DC, GET YOUR CAR OFF THE SNOW ROUTE OR GET A $400 FINE!
  
• Bethany is boring. #dogma She's like the Claire of this movie.
  
• Larry and Barry. #dogma
  
• Bethany thinks Barry and Larry are Nathan and Peter. #dogma
  
• @Tarot1 Bye bye
  
• God has a plan.... yeah right. #dogma
  
• Bartleby is so smooth. #dogma
  
• Kill 'em. Come on Barry. Come on Larry. How hard would it be? #dogma
  
• No ticket #dogma
  
• @electricvixen 1:15
  
• Bartleby needs to take a Paxil and chill #dogma
  
• Don't ever let sympathy stop you. #dogma
  
• You sound like the Morningstar! Well d'uh #dogma
  
• You had to get off the train, so you can make s'mores. #dogma
  
• I'd rather be listening to the Prophet Chuck than Rufus. #dogma
  
• So that would make Bethany part black? #dogma
  
• @ziggyeor That's about where we are.
  
• @DrH_Lecter I think you're probably right. Man kind needs a predator to keep their numbers in check.
  
• Bethany was so much cooler in Men in Black. #dogma
  
• @stillgraylikeme Naw, they need her to click her heels together 3 times. #dogma
  
• @DrH_Lecter It's like I always say. It's an evolutionary imperative.
  
• George Carlin..... We're not worthy. #dogma
  
• Playtime with the Cardinal is over. The Catholic Church does not make mistakes. #dogma
  
• Get me a Holy Bartender.... I know how to make one of those too. #dogma
  
• Ah Jay a day late and about $10 short. #dogma
  
• 2nd best scene of the movie. Kill 'em All Bartleby. #dogma
  
• Elvis was an artist. That's why he was the king, and you're a shmuck. #dogma
  
• You never reveal all the details of your plan. Exactly. #dogma
  
• Laying waste to St. Michaels. Wish I was there. #dogma
  
• RT @stillgraylikeme: Drown Luke and the gang like a sack full of puppies. #dogma
  
• There needs to be more screaming. #dogma
  
• The people are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement. #dogma
  
• Yep I like the wings. Need to get some of those. #dogma
  
• Suicide by cop. I hate that. #dogma
  
• You killed Loki! You bastard! #dogma
  
• Jay you idiot. #dogma
  
• Nom nom nom #dogma
  
• She sings like that normally too. #dogma
  
• I love when he wipes the blood on her ugly dress. #dogma
  
• She must be God. She shut Jay up. #dogma
  
• The most entertaining Bethany's been for the whole movie. #dogma
  
• @DrH_Lecter #forrealsies #dogma
  
• @DrH_Lecter She was. Bob's hands are still covered in it. #dogma
  
• I'd rather have a root canal without Novocaine than listen to Alanis Morrisette sing. #dogma
  
• So Saturday next week, guys? How about either the Mummy or the Crow?
  
• Friday is Christmas, right? So Saturday for those who are around?
  
• http://thewatchmaker.livejournal.com/122882.html Movie for 12/26 poll on my LJ. Come by and vote or comment.
  
• @electricvixen because I didn't think of that. d'oh
  
• @illusionalyou You'll keep me company, right? I'm going to be alone.
  
• RT @OkamiMars: "Demons I get. People are crazy." You are a wise one, Dean Winchester.
  
• @illusionalyou I like that idea. The weapons not so much the carols.
  
• @irishtigerlily Cars or lions?
  
• @illusionalyou @ziggyeor Kidnap the Sandy Claws....
  
• @DrH_Lecter I already killed Nathan. I can fly, but the wings are so pretty. Besides my name is Gabriel.
  
• @Selestina118 Goodnight <3333
  
• @idyllgirl Movie was great. How's your hand?
  
• @idyllgirl *hugs*
  
• @DarkAngel_V Goodnight V
  
• Listening to the only song I've almost failed out on in Rockband - Ride the Lightning.
  
• @sarah_1228 Too busy rescuing Gabriel and blowing up Linderman's casino.
  

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